Things I learned on Monday:
- Not everyone thinks straw-farting is funny. Sad. I think it’s hysterical.
- Cougars are nocturnal animals.
- As are Cobras.
- Her: MOM MOM
- Her person: MOM. SAD. FRIDAY. WILL.WILL WILL
- Her: MOM
- Her person: YOU WAIT. LAY DOWN. WAIT FOR MOM.
- (laying down ensues)
It’s every man for themselves at the dark table.
they are NAPKIN RINGS!!
Misplaced Brownies is bad. bad. bad. bad.
I need a craft project that doesnt involve potatoes for Wednesday. Email me if you have ideas. Potato Branding – not at all going to work. That is all. Things are good, fun in fact.