Me – walking into Starbucks, with a familiar Barista behind the counter. I don’t know his name.
Me: Admiring the cupcakes.
Him: Can I help you
Me: Yes. OH – you are wearing glasses today
Him: (looking scared) Ummmm yeah.
Me: Well – because, you don’t usually wear glasses.
Him: (looking irritated) ummmm no.
Me: I like them, they are pointy.
Him: (looking… irritated… still): Right. Can I help you
Me: Ummmmm… WOW – I must come here alot to notice that.
Him: Right. Can I help you.
Seriously – why don’t I filter?